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Corporate Absurdity · October 19, 2026 · 5 min read

Synergy is not a strategy, and other things I learned in a leadership offsite.

Trust falls, vision boards, and a facilitator named Chad.

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Synergy is not a strategy, and other things I learned in a leadership offsite.

The offsite began, as all offsites do, with a slide titled “Why We're Here.” Nobody knew.

By lunch we had aligned, leveraged, and circled back. By three o'clock we had a mission statement so broad it could describe a bank, a bakery, or a small religion.

Leadership isn't vocabulary. It's making a decision and owning it when it goes sideways. Somewhere in the breakout session, I think Chad agreed with me. Hard to say. He was holding a beanbag.

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— Teets
Older. Wiser. Still judging.
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